I am so lonely.
Today is national underwear day. How did you celebrate?
Q:Post your face
Q:Your messages seem really good and I can’t believe that no girls would respond to them. Are you sure they aren’t just intimidated by your good looks and charm?
You are too kind. Do you like to make out?
Q:Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. Help spread Anon love, not hate.
Someone thinks I am beautiful. :) I wonder if they like hot make out sessions.
The sexiest song ever written (about tax preparation). Happy Tax Day!
Q:This is so painful
I’m sorry if I caused you any pain.
The real me
I am really a 50 year old 300 pound bald man that likes to catch catfish with my kid.
Hi. I was wondering where you found that pony you were riding. I am really interested in saving that horse. See, I am trying to collect a complete set (for my friend’s daughter). I have been able to find almost all of the ponies (for my friend’s daughter) expect the famous Zed pony you are sitting on. Nothing would excite me more (for my friend’s daughter) then finally acquiring that prized pony (for my friend’s daughter). Obviously I would care for it, wash it, and give it some love so it was perfect in every way (for my friend’s daughter). I will be so relieved when the set is complete (for my friend’s daughter). Zed is so beautiful, he deserves to be ridden every night (by my friend’s daughter). Long story short, I really want that horse (for my friend’s daughter) and I am willing to reward you handsomely if you can help me procure it (for my friend’s daughter). .
Friendship is magic,
PS Seriously it is for my friend’s daughter.
Hi. I notice you caught yourself a cute lady. I am also trying to catch a cute lady so I was wondering if you could teach me your technique. It looks like you took some sort of hook and attached it to yourself and then threw a pole into a boat and waited for a cute lady to pick it up. Is that right? I never tried that before. I usually just tell them they have a nice smile or something. I am a little afraid of piercings. Do you think they make a clip on hook I could use? Do you have any other advice? What seems to be the best time to catch a lady? Can you recommend any specific pole brands? If I can’t find a motor boat would a row boat or a small canoe also work? Well I can tell by the look on your face that you are really happy with the lady you caught. I will let you get back to enjoying her company. Thanks in advance for any help!
Fishing for some advice,
Hi. I was wondering if you could tell me where you were when you met that tortoise. See, a while back we were in a race and I am super fast so i got off to a really big lead. I am not sure what happened next. I think my pre-race carrot might have been drugged. About half way into the race I felt really dizzy and disorientated. Luckily I was able to sit myself down under a tree shaded from the sun before I passed out. I don’t know how long I was down, but by the time I awoke the tortoise had won the race.
Ever since that day everyone in the forest has been calling me lazy and stupid. This is now a matter of honor. I have vowed to hunt down that tortoise and restore my reputation. He is not very fast so I have only been searching in a 1 mile radius from the finish line. Your picture is the best lead I have had in years. If you can help me find him that would be much appreciated. If you are his friend and don’t wish to help me, you should let him know that I am hot on his trail and I expect him to make a tasty soup.
Hare’s looking at you,
Thanks to everybody that sent me birthday wishes on here and kik. It made me a little less lonely.
Hi. That wall looks heavy. Do you need some help pushing it?
Together we can move mountains,
Today is my birthday. I was going to wish for a cute girl to get to know and have hot make out sessions with when I blew out my candles, but no one made me a cake. I just got kik and I would love it if you would send me a message if you are a cute girl that likes to make out or if you are good at making cakes. My screen name is worstonlinedater. I am so lonely.